Dr. Curmudgeon's Scum of the Earth Site Directory
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- Killer Kitty Comes to Visit
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- Hank's Cat Audit
- Hank Gets a New Car!
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- The Stupid Goose Story
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- Hank Gets a New Car!
- The Truth About Cats
- Why I Hate Flying
- Defending Your Thesis
- Not Quite All About Me
- Doctor of Clinical... What???
- My Life Spent Bitching and Moaning
- My Life as the Logical End Product to Inbreeding Jerks
- My Life as a Currency Collector
- My Life as a Gun Toting Liberal
- My Friends (and other irritants)
- Travels with Streak and Hank
- Canada by Train, 1990
- The Preparations
- Day 1: Planes, Trains, you get the idea
- Day 2: Boredom Modulated by Ethanol
- Day 3: More Exquisite Boredom
- Day 4: On the Road to Nowhere
- Day 5: Mall Fever
- Day 6: Ukrainian Refugee Camps
- Day 7: Wasting Away in Mallville
- Day 8: It's a Living Hell!
- Day 9: Back in the Saddle Again
- Day 10: Sleep Deprivation
- Day 11: It's Always Something!
- Day 12: Life Without Peking Duck
- Day 13: The Vancouver Glue Factory
- Day 14: Settling in to the Glitz and Doom
- Day 15: Boredom as a Religion
- Day 16: Vancouver Almost Exhausted
- Day 17: Getting Out of Town
- Day 18: Back to the Heartland
- Day 19: More Train Time
- Day 20: Almost the End of the Line
- Day 21: Train-Be-Gone
- Day 22: Sightseeing in Hotel Rooms
- Day 23: A Drive in the English Speaking Countryside
- Day 24: The End of the Line
- Sailing to the Bahamas in 1993
- Disclaimers, apologies and other excuses
- Introduction - The Genesis of a Stupid Idea
- Chapter 1 - The First Crew Meeting
- Chapter 2 - The Second Crew Meeting
- Chapter 3 - Day -1
- Chapter 4 - Day 0
- Chapter 5 - Day 1
- Chapter 6 - Day 2
- Chapter 7 - Day 3
- Chapter 8 - Day 4
- Chapter 9 - Day 5
- Chapter 10 - Day 6
- Chapter 11 - Day 7
- Chapter 12 - Day 8
- Chapter 13 - The Final Days
- Epilogue - The Aftermath
- Scotland 1997: Why I do the Things I Do
- Where it All Began
- The Endless Flight to... Where?
- Inverness and the Clansman Hotel
- Beyond Inverness
- On to the Orkneys
- Back on the Rails to Aberdeen
- Aberdeen, Edinburgh, and Points Between
- England, Wales and More London Yuppie Scum
- My Last Day of Freedom... Wasted on a Plane
- Holland 2001: A Weekend in Holland
- Dr. Curmudgeon's Glossary of Terms
- Site Directory
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