Hi. I'm Thumbsley
Someone Came and Rescued Me!
January, 1997
A little while ago, I was asking for someone to please come rescue me. Well, Dawn found a new home for me, and I'll be rejoining my brother and sister! I don't know how I feel about living with six other cats, but my new owners assure me that I'll get to go outside and kill things.
That's pretty good, because I'd just finished killing everything in Dawn's bathroom, and I wasn't sure what to do next. And, I do need extra special challenges in my life, because I have opposable thumbs, and can use tools.
Dawn called me something mean that got me a lot of attention from perverts who surf the web for nasty things, because she saids I'm so full of it. When my mother, brother, sister and I moved in to Dawn's place, I was the first of the four to figure out what the cat box was for, so you can rest assured that previous name had nothing to do with any problems with my bathroom habits.
I made Dawn make my new keepers promise to give me a better name, all they came up with was "Thumbsley."
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